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      11 months ago

      That’s the point of step 2: inspect ass

      If you find or smell poopoo obviously don’t proceed to brlbrlelebrbrbr (or do if you’re into that shit who the fuck am I to judge)

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        Right. And I tell you this, most of the time most guys have pretty clean asses (from my experience). In fact usually the armpits or even the other body parts have odors but that part of the body doesn’t (in my own experience). I realize other people’s mileage may vary.

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      Not really though. As a gay male I can assure you, nobody wants to eat “poo poo.” Well maybe there are some that do, but I’ve seen depictions of such things in straight porn more than in gay porn. And actually most men probably have some kind of scatalogical fantasies - not all of them of course. But gay people aren’t the only ones having anal sex or doing things “down there.”

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        I was making an old meme reference lol. I doubt many people at all, gay or straight, actually want to eat da poopoo. I sure hope not at least!

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          I remember that meme. I was just being over-explaining as usual. I also hope most people don’t want to eat poo poo for many health-related reasons. Yet I see so much “dung” shaped food these days, candies and chocolate shaped like piles of poo (looking like edible poo emojis) - what are we encouraging our kids to eat when we give them “reindeer poop” candy??

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          I’m gay, and I’m very happy to be gay, but I don’t really get what the term “gay” is about. When I was younger, I was straight, but then I met a guy who was a person I happened to fall in love with, and that’s when I realized what I was all about. I don’t really know what “gay” means other than that I am same-sex attracted, because I’m so much more as a person than just a sexual orientation. For example, I have two degrees in music theory and a masters in English, and have spent many years as a filmmaker, and a writer. So I don’t really define myself through my sexual behavior, those some males do and I have no problem with that, to each his own is what I say.

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            I have two degrees in music theory and a masters in English

            Oh you poor baby. You remind me of my college roommate junior year, everyone knew he was gay except him.

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              Your fake sympathy is misplaced and misguided, to no surprise. I’m not poor, and I’m not even all that interested in you or your comments. But, I have said I’m gay over and over again and I march in every Pride parade - it’s hardly a secret, I’m very proud of who I am. If I seem high and mighty, it’s only because I am. I am the great I am - I am the greatest person to ever exist!

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        Right. At any given point in time, there are WAY more straight folks eating ass in the world. Especially if gay people are only 4% of the population.

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          Well they say (this is gross but) they say that “ass is the new cunt.” Sorry for the NSFW language. I’ve noticed in men’s magazines that ass is a particular focus these days (yes I’ve seen it for myself). And I love it, personally. I think that it’s high time the heiny was given it’s due regard.