• IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
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      11 months ago

      I mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.

    • mriguy@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      To be fair, if you take a sufficiently high dose of mercury, syphillis will no longer be your biggest problem.