seriously. I’d be doomed to die alone if i hadn’t met my wife in college. thank god my friends decided to set us up on a blind date because we had the same birthday and they thought it was funny

I am also happy that my marriage was arranged.

I found my spouse through a dating app, but we matched up really well since neither of us like this kind of shitty small talk.

If I were that lady I’d boot the hell outta that dude, such a prick.