I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the pilothouse of my privately owned aircraft carrier when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was France. “Hey France, are you subscribed to the American security apparatus?”
They should pay us for this service.
“Hey France, are you subscribed to the American security apparatus?”
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the pilothouse of my privately owned aircraft carrier when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was France. “Hey France, are you subscribed to the American security apparatus?”
“It sure would be a shame if anything happened to that nice country of yours…”
France has nukes, they’ll be fine without you yanks.
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