Since my first post had some nice feedback, I feel encouraged to post more of the stuff on my phone
Once had a friend stay the night to help me prepare a fuck ton of food for a party the next day. He had the audacity to criticize me for spending a bunch of time doing the dishes afterwards instead of gaming. I was like wtf do you expect me to do? Have guests over the next day with dishes in the sink?
I came to learn that yes, this is in fact a thing people don’t care about; which is fine. You do you but also don’t judge my cleaning habits lol. He’s an amazing friend but that moment will always stick with me.
“Babe come to bed”
“Sorry babe, new dawn dish soap just dropped”
Oi josuke
Nice try mom
Not possible, sorry
This guy has no idea about economies of scale
I either do the dishes, or have sex, so choice is obvious!
Nah fuck that
