AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months agoPascal's Wagerlemm.eeimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1507arrow-down128
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minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoWell, next time somebody invents a god, please make sure it’s somebody that will punish you if you believe in any god.
minus-squareMxM111@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·8 months agoThey are 99% there. It punishes for believing any god but one.
minus-squareMarxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoThe Church of the Socially Anxious God who Hates Attention
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoThinking about it again, such a church should have skepticism-affirming ceremonies where people repeat that there is no evidence for a god, and have a formal goal of “not appeasing the Socially Anxious God because it doesn’t exist”.
Well, next time somebody invents a god, please make sure it’s somebody that will punish you if you believe in any god.
They are 99% there. It punishes for believing any god but one.
The Church of the Socially Anxious God who Hates Attention
Thinking about it again, such a church should have skepticism-affirming ceremonies where people repeat that there is no evidence for a god, and have a formal goal of “not appeasing the Socially Anxious God because it doesn’t exist”.