Op isn’t answering shit
Just like Linux
sh.itjust.works was having issues.
Shit.just.wont.works.most.of.the.time.but.not.every.time
Exactly!
Return code 0 is good.
Should I dual boot?
Of course… what sane person doesn’t wear both boots 🤨.
People missing a leg
Yes, that will be the only exception I presume.
People missing two legs
That people does not boot, so they don’t count
YARRRR
The ones that wear one boot inside another. Only a single boot on each foot suffices.
Was linux created by linus tech tips?
Yes… most probably.
Linux sex tips
No it was created by his good twin Linux tech tips
this weeks episode is why you should compile everything from source
Because… what sane person doesn’t…
Who waits for family reunion?
What’s the cp command?
It does creepy pedo things on your files.
Except for PDF files, they’re kindred spirits.
Yes, they’re the only exception, though there are efforts to get them working with the cp command.
it sends your files directly to the communist party of china
Why do Linux users hate Nvidia?
Because Nvidia hates Linux users. They’re just returning the favor.
That is surprisingly accurate
Which one is it?
“Ask me anything about it and I’ll try to answer”
OR
“Ask me anything about IT and I’ll try to answer”
Take your pick, I’m feeling generous today.
What does IT stands for?
Inconsistent Transvestites
Intense Trauma
Incest Topless
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ups and downs.
Or tops and bottoms I may say
Internet Terror
Intergalactic Terrorist
It’s the name of a famous novel:
The clown
Touché! I was thinking Information Technology, but you win with Pennywise twist.
What are programmer socks?
They’re socks that programmers usually wear when they’re out, not programming, because everyone needs socks when they go out. But, programmers felt underappreciated if their socks are called just like everyone elses socks, so they changed their name by adding programmer in front.
They are soft material artifacts that protect and warm up the programmer’s feet.
Programming-improving device
So someone suggested to me that Linux is amazing for gaming.
I decided to split boot and installed Mint and attempted to play Forza Horizon 5. It literally runs like a potato. Also my Logitech steering wheel doesn’t work and has major input lag.
Since you know so little about Linux, my question is what are you having for dinner?
Have no idea, still haven’t had breakfast…
I don’t use a wheel but FH5 does work well here.
I think my Nvidia mobile 3070ti card is being funky. I think I got it to run better after trying some ideas online, but there are lag spikes and the steering wheel still didn’t work. Just deleted Mint and decided against Linux gaming for now
FWIW i played it on Linux launch week on a 3080, it actually crashed less than on my Windows install. But that’s fair there are a lot of variables that could cause issues.
i gues you use an laptop with that i guess you have an integrated gpu and one for offloading that leads to my question do you use prime-run ?
I was getting Prime-run not found. I forgot what else I did, but finally got it working. The lag spikes made it a bit unplayable esp since this setup is for my dedicated racing simulator.
How do I change the language to EN-US on redstar os?
You don’t. It’s designed to be unchagable. Only the supreme leader can change that.
🫡
sudo = supreme leader do
In the locale picker it’s called YEE-HAW not EN-US 👍
Follow up: how to change to french on templeOS?
You have to recode the kernel in french.
Recompile le kernel
Oui.
What’s the penguins name?
Lemmy.
Lemmy Kowalski, the famous musician-engineer??
No, Lemmy Kilmister.
Wait, I plan on entering the music industry too, with the exact username that I use on this site. What if people accuse me of copying Mr Kilmister? Am I gonna be remembered as an absolute piece of shi-
You can always catch them off guard by using the Lemmy logo as an avatar 😉.
Yeah, no.
The avatar I’m currently using is actually related to my username in one way or another. Just do a reverse image search, and then spell the first word of my username backwards and you’ll understand what I mean.
So I’m basically a loser from the fediverse.
Well, you’d be the first loser musician, I can tell you that much 👍.
Yes, that was the “musician” part of the reference. The engineer part was to bring it back to bird form.
Tux
Short for Tuxiodore? Tuxilliansen? Tuxander the Great?
(T)orvalds (U)ni(X)
Pingu?
Noot noot motherfucker
Cardigan
Can Linux be used as a sex toy?
Good thing it’s written in rust. Memory leaks and race conditions are my two biggest fears while buttplug shopping.
Jfc!
Yes.
What is a bootloader and why would anyone want to load boots?
Cuz… where else are you gonna put your load 🤨…
You load your boots after installing Java in the the morning
Who is Linus and why does he Torvalds
Ah, that’s a interesting story actually.
See, when he was a little kid, he fell a lot on his head and had quite a few concussions. The Swedish word for concussion is “torva”, so they decided to change his sirname in order to scare the concussion daemons away. And that’s why Linus can Toldvalds and why he’s the only one that can Torvalds.
As a Swedish person i just learned a new word.
Glad I could help 😊.
Wait, isn’t he Finnish?
No, I think he’s Swedish, he just studied in Finland.
how is the x org x server related to x formerly known as twitter?
It’s his second cousin from his aunt’s sister in law side.
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Don’t install it if you want to keep your sanity. The opposite if you don’t.
DONT waste your time with quirks mode
DO find a new job
Speaking from personal experience
