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0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Man in wrong dir

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Man in wrong dir

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0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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    One day I realized I could take a picture of the bag before I tossed it or put it back in the freezer, and my life has been so much better.

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      I don’t have the foresight to not throw the bag/box away, and you’re suggesting I take a picture. Man, if that’s not having an optimistic view of humanity, I don’t know what is. Thanks for thinking the best of me, regardless.

      • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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        Take the picture when you’re putting groceries away. People tend to buy the same products. So, eventually you’ll have a library and you won’t have to take pictures anymore. That’s what I do.

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          I make an oil on canvas still life of the bag and hang it on the wall above the stove.

          • 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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            And get some whiskey and ice from time to time, stand across the painting and reminiscence of the good old days.

            • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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              Now the ice cream is in a bowl but I’ve thrown out the package and taken out the trash. Can’t remember what I’m supposed to do with it next.

              • 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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                Ummm 🤔… fry it for an hour, yes, I think that’s what it said.

        • 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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          This is actually great advice 👍.

      • charles@lemmy.world
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        Take a picture the first time you pull it out of the garbage, so you don’t have to go back in for a 3rd or 4th time.

        • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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          Now this is realistic.

          I’ve gone back at least 3 times before.

          • charles@lemmy.world
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            I, too, have ADHD

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        We all believe in you!

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          I don’t. I think they’re a myth invented to support an oppressive priesthood.

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      I’m sorry, do you think I fucking plan anything!? I can’t even keep my devices charged! So I

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      I can’t even remember the instructions I just read. I’ll never remember to take a picture of them.

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