Pre-boil all their pasta and put in back in the box to make dinner easier for them next time
Also pre-boil all their water and put it in the freezer for them.
Who hurt you?
Power up the SNES and grab a soda my dude!
Soda in the morning!?
I mean, I think I could drink it but I’m not in a mood… Unless I have tacos!
Certainly this wouldn’t be a problem as a kiddo.
Just leave. They’re probably listening to you while trying to remain motionless because they can’t stand people in the morning. Go home. Break the silent stale mate.
Betray them by secretly leaving the house without leaving any traces behind. Putting your phone on silent also helps.
And just take one or two plants.
They’ll know.
Mom will know, she’ll blame her own kid.
Ah yes, they always do that.
That’d be me. I’m usually the first one up in any situation. So sometimes I just go ahead and make the coffee and start the breakfast. I mean no one’s going to get upset waking up to the smell of bacon and eggs and pancakes.
You’re a very grown up and productive child, unless you’re still rocking sleepovers in your 20s and 30s. Either way, do you man, and pour me a cup.
That’s a very apt description of me. I’m a grown up child of a man, and that’s how I’ve always been. I have the 10 year old mentality but I’m actually five decades beyond that and I still act and even look like a younger man. Maybe it’s the bacon and eggs.
What if your friend has housemates? You just used other people’s food, and now 3 out of 4 people who live there hate you
What if your friend is a vegan?
More for me, then
Now imagine this before smartphones were a thing lol
Gonna fire up their N64 and hope they don’t wake up too soon, cause I want some alone time with it… I ain’t got one at home, and I’m tired of being wrecked in Golden Eye just because they get to practice every day after school. Shh shhh shhhh … sleep a little longer my friend. Them chickens coming home to roost any day now
Just bounce; especially if everyone was drinking.
