psychothumbs@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoApple Vision Pro Owners Are Struggling to Figure Out What They Just Boughtnymag.comexternal-linkmessage-square222fedilinkarrow-up1563arrow-down135cross-posted to: technology@lemmy.world
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minus-squaremuse@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 year agoThe masturbating in public might be a dead give away too
minus-squarepaddirn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 year agoOh shit… I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one’s making eye contact… so I should be cool. Actually, this makes me wonder if the Vision Pro would register your strokes as inputs while you were trying to do the deed?
minus-squareDojan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoYes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons.
minus-squareDanglingFury@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoPublic? No officer, i was masturbating on the moon!
minus-squareHowManyNimons@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoNono you can send out a signal to everyone else’s Vision Pro to hide what you’re doing with your hands. You’ll be totally in private!
The masturbating in public might be a dead give away too
Oh shit… I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one’s making eye contact… so I should be cool.
Actually, this makes me wonder if the Vision Pro would register your strokes as inputs while you were trying to do the deed?
Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons.
Public? No officer, i was masturbating on the moon!
Nono you can send out a signal to everyone else’s Vision Pro to hide what you’re doing with your hands. You’ll be totally in private!