A parrot once had sex with me. I did not recognize the act as sex until it was explained to me afterward, but being stroked on the hand by his soft belly feathers was so pleasurable that I yearn for another chance. I have a photo of that act; should I go to prison for it?
As a parrot owner, I’d like to interject for a moment. The first few times a bird tries this on you it may be amusing and you may even think you’re doing it a favour, but after a while the bird will get frustrated because it knows something is amiss. They will then get angry and often bite or turn to self-destructive behaviours like plucking their feathers.
tl;dr allowing a parrot to use you sexually is not good for the parrot and is morally dubious for the human too
I’m a big fan of most of the teachings of RMS, but his views on sexuality are a bit questionable. Parrots are ok though
https://rms.sexy
The parrot story from 2010:
Its url is also very nice: https://stallman.org/articles/extreme.html
As a parrot owner, I’d like to interject for a moment. The first few times a bird tries this on you it may be amusing and you may even think you’re doing it a favour, but after a while the bird will get frustrated because it knows something is amiss. They will then get angry and often bite or turn to self-destructive behaviours like plucking their feathers.
tl;dr allowing a parrot to use you sexually is not good for the parrot and is morally dubious for the human too
But did you know he also likes to engage in rhinophytonecrophilia?
Here is the source. Why is nobody talking about this?! /s
He has a funny story about it too: https://stallman.org/articles/texas.html
I don’t know, I agree with many of them. There was one I didn’t agree with, but he changed his mind about that.