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I want that “floor slut requires your attention” message to be my notification for anything that ever happens in my life.
Meeting at 10? Floor slut requires your attention.
Alarm set for 6? Floor slut requires your attention.
Q: Hey did you finish that report yet?
A: Floor slut requires your attention.
One of my past bosses had his daughter record a bunch of messages, like “Mr Jones, you are needed in the office” and, “Mr Jones, your next meeting is starting”. And then he would set those as the alarm sounds on his phone and set the alarm to go off ten minutes into meetings he wanted to get out of. A few of us knew what was going on but most people thought he had just the best assistant managing his schedule. You could do something like that.
Named mine Optimus Grime
I called mine floor removed.
floor what?
Bitch probably, lemmy.ml censors that word
Censoring words in a benign context is a bitch
Does it really sensor the word bitch?
Yes
Hey if what people said down your thread is true you might wanna join us at sh.itjust.works or somewhere that isn’t censoring like that.
I never use the word you apparently used, but the idea of censoring words here (kind of man-in-the-middling your speech) really rubs me the wrong way.
Mmm Trash! I love trash! Yum yum trash! I wanna eat trash!
Odeuceus since he’s the second one we got and he goes on long journeys cleaning up filth.
Odie for short.
The handheld vacuum is Rosie.
Heimdall for the camera that sees all. Captain Harold Ervine Andrews for the person who had my rear covered.
Mine is called Robert 😌
Mine is named Squidward
Dusty Pants.
