Saw a great joke on TikTok the other day:

Father: “Okay, why did you call me to school?”

Principal: “Your son was found smashing pumpkins.”

Father: “What? What’s the big deal? Bring him here, I want to speak to him.”

Principal: “Alright, bring him in.”

Father: “What? This isn’t my son.”

Other Student: “Nah, I’m Pumpkins.”