“The Pocket on the plate was the color of a television, tuned to a dead channel.”
m̷̨̢̡̢̡̡͕̬͙͕̘͎̤͙̫̟̹̹̮̟̣̗̙͔̻̠͇͗̓y̸̧̢͕̦̝̟̤͕̳͖͓̫͇̥̋ ̵̠̳̖͎̯̀͌͐͗̄̈̊̈͂͒̌̅̑͋̆͐̋̒͌̅̚̚̕͜͜m̵̜͕̩̠̫̮̙̙͎̰̠̯͎͖̠͎̝͚͍͕̻͓͓̖̈̍̑̓͛̇̍̀̃̇̕̚̚͝ó̸̧̢̨͕̮̝̙̻̬̞̤̟̞̰̣̟̽̉͂̀̂͂̓̌̓̓͒͛̿̓͋͑̔̏̾̕͝ͅṷ̷̙̼͔͉̣͕̝̺̤͈̮̪̜͔̝̦͉̳̲͈͌͂͂̃̃̑̀̂͊̚͜͜͝ͅͅt̸̢̧̧̻͍̗̹̻̖̼́͆̉͋͆̏̇̄̈́͋̓͗̽̈́̀̒̓̄ͅh̸͍̏̂̈́̕ ̵̢̨͈̞̥̈́͑̉͑̐̀͑͘͠f̶̛̛̛̣͍̖̰̆͛̍̔͒̏̾͗́̉͆͐́̇̉̆̈͆͛͘͜e̶̡̛̛̞̺̠͕̩̹̊̃̆͛̿̏̈́̿̀͂͆͝ͅͅe̷̡̨̨͎̩̼̩͍̻͓͔̝̻̣̐͋̓͆̎͜l̸̨̛̛͕̗̣̰͚̠͉̲͚͙̣̞͋̔͌̈́̂̇̔̿͂̌̄̇̒̕͘͜͝͝͝ͅs̸̡͍͔̰̥̦̘̞̦̪̘͍̗̞͉̩̠̫͕̦͚̈́͛͒͂̇̾̔̓͆̚͠ ̸̹̦̰̬͇̱̘͖̲͙̣̈́̀͘͝w̸̢̨̨̯̹̒́̒̾̾̌̒͛̅̋̅͝ḛ̴̤͎̠͇̩͉͇̠͚̰̦͍̙̹͈̹̤̤̳̒͌̒̈̇̌̑̀͗́̀͝͝ị̵̎͘ṙ̴̡̧̨͚̻͖͇̙̞͇͔̲͇̭̭̫̖̬͙͕̘̠̘͎ͅͅd̸̺̰̖͔̣͓̤͇͖̓̋̌̅̑͐͑̕͝͠
This one gives me the ick, like if I eat it I’ll be consuming my own existence…
It’s got electrolytes!
It’s actually just filled with aluminum foil for you to crunch on
Oh no, Beta Midler!
