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Spaghetti is the only pasta in my pockets
Keys and wallet are always in my bag though.
That’s what THEY want you to believe!
i usually keep 5 thing in my pockets, phone and earbuds in the right and wallet keys and a bottle of water in the left
What about the lasagna?
not yet
I don’t know what I would do without my pocket lasagna.
Who else hasn’t felt their phone in their pocket only to realise you are holding it
Yes I have occasionally looked for my phone with my phones flashlight
I’ve been on the phone with people and proceeded to ask them if they’ve seen my phone.
On two or three occasions so far, I’ve begun getting genuinely anxious about not knowing where my phone is WHILE LOOKING AT MY PHONE 🤦🤣
Where’s the pocket sand?
That’s why I’ve started keeping my lasagna in my fanny pack.
Are you Garfield?