Don’t worry we’ll live forever too since now we won’t have to retire

I guess this is the future that will come sooner or later…

Btw if someone doubts about it - it’s already happening. Here is the example.

Jokes aside, are we just cribbing from sci-fi cart blânche these days?! I mean, sure “Art imitates Life imitates Art”, but still. When the only dead are the poors (>99% of humanity itself), the entire species will certainly collapse. (Where’s the “bridge of nose pinch + sigh” emoji when you need it?) 🤷🏼‍♂️

I was thinking Henry Kissinger

The full journal article says “in vivo” not “in vitro”. They have already successfully regenerated mice which are organisms biologically similar to humans.

Edit

I was wrong about this. The journal article does only talk about results obtained “in vitro” but mentions other studies that have successfully reversed cellular ageing “in vivo”.

The ability of the Yamanaka factors to erase cellular identity raised a key question: is it possible to reverse cellular aging in vivo without causing uncontrolled cell growth and tumorigenesis? Initially, it didn’t seem so, as mice died within two days of expressing OSKM. But work by the Belmonte lab, our lab, and others have confirmed that it is possible to safely improve the function of tissues in vivo by pulsing OSKM expression [22, 23] or by continuously expressing only OSK, leaving out the oncogene c-MYC

So in this study the results were only in vitro but other studies have successfully reversed cellular ageing in vivo.

Yet so many upvotes :/

Worry? I’m excited for it man.

They don’t realize they’re messing with a monkeys paw.

The first gen lifers are gonna live to regret their discovery.

This is the such a silver lining take I never would have thought of. Well done.

No they won’t. The answer remains hard vore.

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They’ll just build a space city just for them and live for ever up there

If this take is anything like whales with stock they’ll just jump ship onto the next country/planet to start over it’s a never ending cycle

A lot of the rich/ultra wealthy are selfish and don’t give a fuck unless it directly affects them so I don’t foresee any accountability if the planet Implodes instead they’ll just fling their money at the next thing that buys them a ticket out of here

The only upside I can think of is they’d actually start caring about the planet instead of thinking they’ll be dead in 100 years anyway.

I see one potential good thing though: maybe people would be less interested in killing the only planet that supports human life if they knew they were going to be on it forever.

I doubt it works on anything but skin cells.

We could start by giving it to congress

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I doubt that will be the reality of any such breakthroughs, at least not for a long time. But I think the solution in such a scenario would have to be sterilization of everyone on earth by default. Sterilization which could be temporarily reversed to allow someone to have a child via a controlled application process just to meet the rate of replacement.

i can browse the page without paywall in Firefox android

can you name a better way to ride in the multipassenger HOV lane when nobody else is going your direction?

save that shit, molts come in handy

Molting*

Good thing you brought us a bunch of useful information with you from the other side.

Thanks for reminding me to prioritize the capacity for dignified exit from the game.

I would think suddenly being able to go back to your 20s is the NG+.