holds up platypus with feathers glued to it BEHOLD! A BIRD!
removes feathers
And now it’s a man!
Adds fedora
Perry the Man?!?
Now where did you find so many feathers?
camera pans to plucked chicken / man
Perry the feathered platypus?!
Perry the bird ?
Airy Perry
Diogenestralia
Where’s Charlie? I need a lawyer well versed in bird law.
Plato’s duck
Everyone knows chicken are feathered men.
Feathered bipeds
But he’s not a man, he’s a Chicken Boo!
Not this turkey, unless your goose is cooked
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When Plato asserted that man was a featherless biped, Diogenes stood, brandished the bald chicken and shouted, “Behold—a man!” Plato, perhaps missing the point of Diogenes’ criticism, then continued to amend his definition to “featherless biped with flat, broad nails.
It has been known for millennia that men are featherless chickens. Get with the program people.
Flawless deduction.
All you people mocking OP-- careful now, that’s a slippery slope and before you know it you’ll be believing that dogs are mammals.
But then why Pluto is a pet dog and Goofy is a human dog? Checkmate scientists.
Easy explanation: slavery.
OP is now a variable, and you’re decrementing him by one.
It’s ok, OP++, I gotchu
Chickens are birds, aren’t they? Just like how penguins are birds, and unlike penguins they can actually fly short distances.
Yes, chickens and penguins are birds
Source?
Eggs, beaks, feathers, warm blooded.
F-feathers?
We can probably just use process of elimination… They don’t have live babies or nurse their young, so not mammals… They’re warm blooded so not reptiles, amphibians, or fish… I think it’s self evident that they aren’t slime, mold, bacteria, or a virus… So, we’re left with birds
Reminds me of some 20 questions-like tv trivia where someone asked “is it an animal” and the other went “well, not exactly an animal”. It was a bird. 😳
That reminds me of this clip. I showed this to a few people who also agreed that fish are not animals, at which point it turns into an argument about about Domain - Kingdom - Phylum - Class etc and I feel like I am losing my mind. Getting gaslit by stupid people is a frustrating experience.
Yes! I forgot about this one! The absolute confidence despite being so ignorant is really, really infuriating!
Some people already understand
c/birdsarentreal
Damn. And here I was, being a fool, calling chickens dinosaurs…
Nah, but dinosaurs were all chickens. One little asteroid and they all just died, like cowards.
No they’re dinosaurs
holding a chicken to the crowd BEHOLD! A BIRD!
Birds 👏 aren’t 👏 real 👏
I love the meme but it goes so far sometimes I worry how many genuine believers there might be. Flat Earth 2.0
Last time I mentioned that birds are legitimately being turned into drones I received tons of negative votes. Be careful, the government WILL try to silence you
Some folks fully deserve the bird
Wait until user IsEenYourShine gets to the part about dinosaurs.
I have an answer but no one would want to know it.
Are we asking normal humans, or Noem?
Or if you’re a fan of Brandon Sanderson, all birds are chickens.