• Agrivar@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Cow boob juice is for baby cows. Human boob juice is for baby humans. Adults of any species should have developed past ingesting boob juice in childhood.

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        6 months ago

        Come on dude. Don’t tell me you’ve never drunk milk as an adult. Be honest lmfao

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          6 months ago

          Yes, and milk was the singular reason they were able to. Turns out those Got Milk commercials had it right all along

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            6 months ago

            I like this interpretation of history. I guess that means the Wright brothers were drinking Red Bull?

            More seriously, they drank milk because they were pastoralists with a lot of it, and because it’s something you can consume. Hell, they were even lactose intolerant; if you happen to be European or West African all the better. Not sure where this “it’s for kids” idea comes from, maybe it’s some kind of American cultural thing. (If you want to be really bio-deterministic, it’s for babies, older children are in the same group as adults)

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        6 months ago

        We get it you’re vegan.

        Also most people are actually lactose-intolerant, the capability to retain production of lactase into adulthood is a mutation won through a lot of hardship and diarrhoea.

        Side note Italy being blue explains why they have strange rules such as “no cappuccino after noon”, it’s not that it’s bad or anything it’s that many Italians can only stomach one, maybe two a day.