Lol, this has clearly been translated from Dutch in its entirety - the title, the snippet of the article and the tweet.
Swans are fucking berserk. I got attacked by one once and wouldn’t survive if it wasn’t a kid.
Damn children attacking innocent swimmers just minding their own business! I’d do the same as this guy if it happened to me!
Is he saying a child wouldn’t have survived against the swan or that he himself could easily kill a child?
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it’s 2024, let’s drop jpg already… Both thatsthejoke.exr and thatsthejoke.jpegxl can have several layers, as well as better punch thanks to higher bit depth
yes
I believe child would not have surviver offence nor defence
Whoosh
Everytime I get into a fight I aways tell myself ‘I would’ve fucked him up if he was a child.’
A lot of people don’t know this, but swans make great floatation devices.