Because I stole this meme from some guy on LinkedIn (of all places) who choose to generate it with nano-banana.

Yeah and the sugar sprinkles are meth

Is the Mind-Altering substance you and your friends were consuming spice? It is known to lead to blue eyeballs.

I cook de pizza

Anya Taylor Joy?

Technically at least YouTube shorts and other short video formats run on people who try to grab attention to market their onlyfans.

It still is for most acting gigs that are not large productions

As a (data) scientist I am not super familiar with most databases, but duckdb is great for what I need it for.

Get a visible face tattoo once you have tenure.

Na, but Millenials used it in their (pre-)teens seeing some fucked-up shit (and strangely most of us are still fine)

Yeah probably some people at bell labs bullied some people in Stanford over ARPANET in the 1970s

Going to Germany as a nurse should be possible. You would need to do some language courses and handle some bureaucracy but we have a big nurse shortage.

This is a bluesky screenshot, not a twitter screenshot. This is to show, where I reposted this from.

If you can tariff penguin island you could also tariff polars, which isn’t slow.

Code Didn’t Break — They Did

Text encoding ‘standards’ were clearly the devil’s work, handed down to humanity to sow chaos and suffering.

The Omen of the Blind Hound:
Émile felt a chill. “A blind beagle revealed our tricolor,” he whispered. The Prodigiae’s voice echoed in the dim chamber: “An omen urging France to stand alone; alliances will falter.”
…TO BE CONTINUED IN THE COMMENTS…

If Europeans wouldn’t sleep on this opportunity, we could massively improve our science recruiting. Related scientific paper of what getting the fired scientists from an autocracy can do to your science system: https://www.aeaweb.org/articles?id=10.1257/aer.104.10.3222