Based on a quick web search, a whale can nut anywhere from 1-10 gallons. So yeah it doesn’t even need to be Godzilla size. Just whale size.
Why you think the sea salty?
Monster fucker twitter is leaking again
I just leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUvmZWf4hI
This was amazing. Never heard of this show before. Are they still making this?
Unfortunately no. Bad news on one of the main cast :\
WD-40 comes in gallons, so why not Monster? 🤔
In all seriousness, the “maximum daily dose” of monster is already a partial can. If anything, they should be smaller. But, a gallon jug with an appropriate sized cup included is also a viable solution, assuming it can stand up to repeated exposure to air without losing any of the properties that make it desireable to drink for some people. And do so for as long as it would take to drink it safely. If there was no safe way to reasonably drink it, they would have a hard time justifying the size to the fda, and an even harder time justifying it to all the other way better food agencies around the world.
sweats profusely, avoiding urge to go to an AI image generator right this second
Plenty of images online already lol
reminds me of the ‘which monsters actually taste good’ discussion
Reminds me of a riddle:
What comes in quarts?
An elephant.
Am I the only one who hates this format of punchline first?
It’s terrible and after a year my brain finally adapted.
I thought this was about a BadDragon squirter dildo
They should just make Monster come out of one of the pumps at petrol stations