ForgottenFlux@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoWells Fargo fires more than a dozen employees for faking work using mouse jigglers and keyboard activity simulationwww.tomshardware.comexternal-linkmessage-square208fedilinkarrow-up1749arrow-down112
arrow-up1737arrow-down1external-linkWells Fargo fires more than a dozen employees for faking work using mouse jigglers and keyboard activity simulationwww.tomshardware.comForgottenFlux@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square208fedilink
minus-squarefubarx@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·8 months agoI bet they forgot to rig the webcams, microphones, seat weight sensors, and infrared desk presence trackers.
minus-squaretheOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 months agoThis is Wells Fargo, not a chess tournament
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·8 months agoAnd here I am, wearing those just for fun
minus-squaremadcaesar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 months agoMOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5…4… Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!
I bet they forgot to rig the webcams, microphones, seat weight sensors, and infrared desk presence trackers.
And the Blutooth butt plugs
This is Wells Fargo, not a chess tournament
And here I am, wearing those just for fun
MOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5…4…
Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants
I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!