Things we’re never gonna do:
- give you up
- let you down
- run around and desert you
- make you cry
- say goodbye
- tell a lie and hurt you
Halfway reading the OP I was like “I’m about to get rickrolled”, relieved before opening the comments but got 'rolled either way. 5/7
Things you can’t touch: This
So nobody will fight for our right to party?
If we don’t party, what did the Beastie Boys die for?
Things we will do: Anything for you
This was a wilder ride than I expected for a list.
What about letting you down?
They just did by not putting it on the list
Things we fought: the law
Things that won: the law
“tried to fight it”? What song is that from?
“Fought the law” was right there.
The victors write history
“The law won”
Hah, like the Chinese version of Fight Club, where they throw some text up on screen at the end to explain that the authorities handled everything.
“tried to fight it”? What song is that from?
That’s from we didn’t start the fire
