Who’s there?

“I was waiting for you”

“Darling, do you remember when we said, before we have kids we should have a pet and before that a plant to see if we can handle the responsibility?”
“Yes, sure! Why do you bring that up?”
“Well, the basile withered again.”

Data

That’s German and means “the toe”

Maybe you wrote so many papers AIs were trained on that they basically copy your style

No smartphone inside, just cotton living in the moment

“Words for granted” podcast

Like clan criminality or something. If a foreigner dies it has to have been another foreigner

This was the case in the German copy called schuelerVZ back in the days. You could deactivate it than you didn’t see who was on yours and people still saw that someone was there

I totally go soon, just one more, … ok this is the last, … it didn’t count, just this one, … oh damn, I’m closed to 20 already, I didn’t wanted to get there but now that I’m here, … at 40 this happens again, right? Let’s check, …

I still vote for Welsh

Welsh?

I’m not a cis man but a “c!s m4n”

That’s the American Dream and it’s called dream because you have to be asleep to believe in it

T I M E S S E N N I U G

You got it wrong. Violence against the political class is never ok, at least according to the political class

That’s ageism

/mjaʊ̯/

Tbf: it’s a long year, a leap year to be precise