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      5 months ago

      To start off, put the gummi worms in a shaker, shake, collect the sour dust, snort.

      Next, add the whiskey to the shaker, set aside

      Dunk the bread in the McNuggies sauce, sprinkle on cocaine to taste.

      Add weed, thin crackers and coffee beans to grinder, grind thoroughly. Take the brie and your ground up spices, work them into each other as if you were making meatballs.

      Eat this raw.

      Ok, now vomit into the condoms.

      Now that the appetizer is done with, grab handfulls of the other cheeses, salami, prosciutto and McNuggies, and just stuff it into your face as if you were eating popcorn.

      Now that you’ve been thoroughly fucked by this culinary experience, finish it off with the drink you set aside earlier, which should hopefully be a lovely semi congealed glass of gummi whiskey.