You know how Linux killed the chef?

With a fork bomb

So I pull out my keyboard

And I pull out my Glock

And I dismount your girl

And I mount slash proc

Cos I’ve got your PID

And the bottom line

Is you best not front

Or its kill dash nine

System of a Down

rage against the virtual machine

The installation explodes, shattering on boot.

Either backup like de la O or get the fuck off the console.

With the Shellshock, sure to make root access drop.

Unplug the router yo, you’re not a senior sysop.

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