Im sure these guys are fiends, that’s why they are at the pub together.
There definitely was some computer with an overvolted Intel just about to crash whilst Crowdstrike was just about to crash the system on that very PC, the same PC that was running all the primary systems on a Boeing plane that was just about to crash for its own separate reasons.
And somehow, all those crashes stabilised each other, allowing the plane to land safely. Only the pilot needed to change their pants afterwards.
The pilots pants crashed??
The one thing that escaped the stabilising crash loop.
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They are great, all by servers are wearing them!
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Holy visualization batman!
I guess it’s a great time to be Linux / AMD user muhaha.
I’m kidding. I also run Windows and MacOS.
Run everything, and you can always be smug about something ;D
You bet.
The debian edition of croudstrike crashed some weeks earlier but it was not used in that many critical environments 🤷🏻♀️
That makes the windows one so much crazier really, they didn’t learn jack shit from the first one.
My AMD apu and arch linux is so stable that it’s starting to get boring /j
I have to reset the bios sometimes to Start the PC, its perfectly stable when its on, DDR5 and Intel 13gen what could go wrong
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