Plot twist, all of those are project initial commits.
Oh no. I think just reading that idea gave me cancer.
Keep your unfinished project ideas in a folder of shame like everyone else.
How else do you suppose I store my API keys?
My GitHub pretty much is my folder of shame.
my github is a folder on my desktop called “do_not_open_dir_of_shame”
I hate these unrealistic beauty standards
If I ever saw a Github commit history like that, I’d be concerned.
Quality over quantity, hackers.
When it comes to commits, single feature / scoped commits are quality. So this git history is actually underwhelming if the author is full time. This is a good read.
I’m familiar with and practice atomic committing habits. Still seems excessive.
Mine looks a little like that. It’s my job though. Everything’s on GitHub.
That article also mentions squashing merges though, which would lower the contribution count by a lot unless there’s a GitHub setting to have separate branch commits tracked that I’m missing out on.
A four day work week with no overtime!
This shower is more employable than I am
That shower is more employable than most of us.
But I also bet it’s under-paid because it hasn’t learned to set boundaries.
Or it’s an epic hobbyist.
I like to think the tiler knew exactly what he was doing, and sometimes chuckles about the epic troll to this day.
Imagine going to take a shower to relax and instead seeing this.
Damn, that cuts deep 😞
My shower doesn’t use me at all.
That’s not what it feels like to your shower though.
I wanna spread the news
That if it feels this good getting used
Oh you just keep on using me
Until you use me up
I don’t think I can see tiles with shades of green the same ever again…
Cool idea tho, it’ll help redditors to maintain hygiene
