I heard if you bring your dick out he leaves you alone.
That’s got a Frank Herbert’s “The White Plague” vibe. A solution for half the population, but what about the other half?
The spirit will accept “Tits out for Harambee” if a dick is unavailable.
but what about the other half?
let thanos have it
I can’t wait to be 75 years old and hear about Harambe and just instinctively yell ‘DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE’
“DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!”
Grandchild: “there goes his Alzheimer’s again”
Haha imagine the narwhal is still beacon in 50 years 😂😂😂😎
Harambe was not a monkey though
Oh no, you don’t think that’s going to make him more vengeful, do you?
Apes are territorially vigilant and can defend it,but they do not seek out conflict unbidden
I’m so glad my language doesn’t distinguish between apes and monkeys.
It’s also convenient it shares that one cognate phrase with english
Reminds me of when I got into an argument with my English teacher in highschool. On a test we had to translate some words from Dutch to English, and she marked me down because I translated “aap” as “ape” intead of “monkey”. I had to remind her that the movie “Planet of the Apes” exists.
Dag Noorderbuur!
Landgenoot bedoel je wellicht ;)
Hey, you better take this meme and throw it in the fucking trash. Harambe was a gentle and kind soul. Gorilla was his final incarnation and his soul now rests in nirvana.
dicks out for the vengeful spectre of harambe
o7
Imagine the disaster we could’ve averted if they hadn’t shot Harambe.
The entire simulation was a test, and we failed. Now we’re just in the cleanup phase as God sends us ever-escalating sigkill signals.
Your comment reminded me of this delightful HFY short story.
https://old.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/5akkl9/oc_excerpts_from_the_great_filter_meeting/
Thank you for making it an old.reddit link. If I “have” to go to reddit, at least it’s old reddit.
Apes aren’t monkeys.
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