• xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago
    1. Find a hard surface like a concrete wall or metal desk.
    2. See if you can find someone to explain what a leveraged buyout is to you.
    3. Proceed to bash your head into the surface until it makes sense that a company could do that to another company.

    You can now see the back of your head!

    Bonus step four, go into business as a PE firm and help destroy American economy while enriching the wealthy!