One of my favorite Beavis and Butthead throwaway gags is when Butthead has to get his braces worked on and it briefly cuts to Beavis reading Highlights for Children in the waiting room and he just says “Heh heh. Yeah. Goofus is cool.”
I just posted reading Highlights in my orthodontists office, is how I even knew these existed lol.
You and G.O.B. were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um… Goofuth.
I hear Goofus prefers charcoal over propane.
Bastard heating for a bastard.
Gallant leave no room for ambiguity and simply takes them all.
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GOOFUS
Nah, goofus is a dumbass because he used his fingers. Use your dick on them, and they’re all yours.
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This also works on things other than baked goods. It does not, however, work with toddlers. You don’t get to keep them if you rub your dick on them.
Evil. So evil.
