Ah that’s a shame.
I really cannot fully express how much I have grown to hate all these motherfuckers and their awful work - and I work in Silicon Valley.
I am thoroughly entrenched in the Apple ecosystem, and I can’t stand those socioeconomic vampires.
I feel like throwing up even seeing Ive’s “the work behind this turd starts with a carefully engineered thread of digestion, and the smell and texture were carefully selected by thousands of experiments handled personally by our engineers, it’s a miraculous creation, and in its own way it’s unique” face.
Oh yay, another AI Pin or glasses or assistant thing that won’t be worth buying. Yay.
Jony Ive? No disassemble?
Came to make a “Jony Ive alive!” joke, but ya beat me to it!
Underrated
Is it just slightly unsecret enough that giddy investors can throw money at it though??
Whatever it is, I’ll bet it’ll be 3 nanometers thinner than last year’s model!
Less keys, more touch bars.
One year later…
Touch bars are old news. We’re replaced them with this amazing new thing called “keys”!
Apple, please do that but with the headphone jack.
probably a new device or software to control the users even more, to turn them into tech slaves
Deranged people attract one another.
Great, looking forward to chat bots with thermal issues.
Gross
