Yeah, about that reporter…

He fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.

What kind of Doctor? What kind of Visit?

🤢 🤮

Only if you invest in MELANIA

Hmmmmm…Nissla, maybe?

Medal of Freedom incoming

For what?

Eh. Just burn more coal. What could go wrong??

It’s really not

The timing of this triggers my paranoid suspicions

She knows what she did

I got so excited, and now I am weeping inside because there is no MacOS version 😔

How dare you besmirch the glory that was WordPerfect!

I guess Google didn’t bribe hard enough

Well, wouldn’t you?

That’s the question. That’s when we find out whether a constitutional crisis is the order of the day.

They order those in charge to bring the detainees back immediately, and if they don’t do it, the judges dispatch the US Marshalls to arrest them.

We should give Elon more billions as an interim bonus instead.

-The Tesla board, probably

We in the US would also like to not rely on the US software companies

I’m not reading this because it looks like it will depress me further