Sometimes when I grill. I don’t clack the tongs together.
Take your fucking socks and sandals and march your ass right out of my open air brick patio, sir.
This one right here, officer. He’s a menace.
You monster! How do you even know if they’re tongy enough?
I can almost forgive some of these others. But I don’t understand how a person, much less a dad, could even begin to commit such an attrocity. The second I don’t click the tongs, tweezers, hell even scissors, you will know that I have been compromised.
You make me sick.
I clack them to the terminator theme. Even if I didn’t want to, I don’t think I could avoid it.
Same but Mission Impossible
liers anonymous next room
This is genuinely upsetting. How could you
I’ve always wanted to ask someone who is into doing it. Since I’ve got you here, what satisfaction do you derive from posting outright lies and falsehoods on the internet?
I optimize my pattern for minimal direction changes, which saves me 3-5% on the time it takes to mow
This guy Dads.
I optimise mine for max clibbins dispersion.
Or if it’s really thick and damp I’ll do a patern like 2 rows forward 1 row back so they get finely mulched instead of clumped. Think a narrow clockwise rectangle on the right of a given square of grass that slowly walks to the left so the clipings are pulled away from the uncut grass and then run ove again on the return trip. Also helps in case it’s thick enough that the grass isn’t fully being cut.
This is genius. I usually just get my blower out to break up the clumps, but I might give this a go
I’m totally trying this the next time I wait too long between mowings!
Same here. It’s sort of a square shape following the borders and obstacles. I think the time savings are much greater compared to doing a 180 on either end, or walking the mower backwards.
I try to go the opposite direction on the next mow, if I remember.
Exactly this. I do the trim of the section I am working, then any areas that cannot be bulk mowed, then smaller and smaller square pattern on the bulk to avoid time consumed on excessive turning/momentum loss. Grass looks fine, not trying to impress anyone, and I get back to my family sooner.
But you have to alternate the pattern each time you mow or you’ll get wheel ruts.
Only if you have a heavy mower and drive in the exact same spot every time. I can see it with a soft yard and a riding mower, but not so much with a push mower.
I definitely notice it with a push mower, but there’s also the issue of the grass blades themselves always being cut in one direction. That’ll produce a noticable effect over time if you don’t vary mowing vector.
The other day my daughter told me she was hungry… All I did was ask what she wanted to eat! I will carry that with me for all my days
“Hi hungry, I’m dad”
Last Time I grilled, I didn’t ask who wanted their meat rarer than having a good chef
I use one of them Husqvarna roombas to do my lawn. It cuts any way it wants ☹️
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Same. No shame, as I spend my time working to buy supplies, and then use those supplies to grill
The one who vomited, did so such that his steaks would be affected
How do you do a pattern? Do you have to adjust the height?
The height, the direction, the updog.
What is “updog”?
Not much. And you?
All is well, thanks.
Dad club confirmed
My general mood and demenur thanks for asking
what does that mean?
Updog is the most magical property of grass, its hard to put into words over the internet.
I’d recommend approaching your friends and asking them “what’s updog”. You should get filled in soon enough.
