I’m sitting here composing the HTML for that website in my head. Damn I wish it were still that easy. Needs more <blink>.
Edit: a/s/l?
I’m sitting here composing the HTML for that website in my head. Damn I wish it were still that easy. Needs more <blink>.
Edit: a/s/l?
A $2/mo subscription for a fucking screensaver?!
Sed Porttitor isn’t even that good, I dunno why they need it on their menu a half a dozen times.
He’s really weird.
Take both. If anyone questions you, hit them with whichever one is in your good hand.
There’s a lot more chances to jump off your float for a sec and enjoy the scenery on a long lazy river than there is on a water slide.
Partially?
Jr Modem Engineer: Hey Steve, what should we do if their Internet is out and they want an https cert that we are unable to find?
Sr Modem Engineer: Well, Frank, glad you asked! We’ll just quietly substitute it with this random janky self-signed certificate for the modem itself instead, I’m sure that’ll solve everything!
Jr: But won’t that just obscure the real problem and overwhelm the user with a bunch of unnecessary and incorrect error messages?
Sr: Sometimes my genius is almost frightening.
It keeps the hypochondriacs from wasting resources.
Are you sure? If I was a hypochondriac, the $60/mo “Medical doctor confirms you’re fine every Wednesday” plan sounds like a pretty good deal to me.
I was skeptical of ligatures at first, too, it took me awhile to warm up to it. But yeah, love me some Fira Code now.
Hell, I’d permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.
Fair enough.
Major League Eating, hailing him as “an American hero,”
No. Just no.
Make sure the containers have DRM so the machine can validate that they are genuine high quality Flourz™ Refill Paks before dispensing the flour. Wouldn’t want you to just, like, refill them with inferior flour from Walmart or anything.
Dear God… An Israeli-owned chemical company named Israel Chemicals Ltd is supplying chemicals to Israel? Who could have ever seen this coming?!
Highdeas.
He’s actually a Stan Lee character.
With all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world’s smallest clarinet.
Me have lot money. Him have lot money. Me get more money if him can’t get money no more. Money.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Thirded. Fork is great.