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glowie@infosec.pub to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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glowie@infosec.pub to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • ren (a they/them)@lemmy.world
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    Why they watching the very end? Just to make sure everyone is happy? Plot resolution?

    • Iamdanno@lemmy.world
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      That the facial

  • SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world
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    You guys skip the story? You don’t want to know what kind of negotiation did they go through for the AC technician to accept a carnal payment from the hot MILF??? Or how is he going to explain the situation to his boss???

    • TheProtagonist@lemmy.world
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      Isn’t this the scene with Karl Hungus from “Logjammin’”?

      • ultimate_question@lemmy.world
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        The story is ludicrous

  • blunderworld@lemmy.ca
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    I hate that I relate to this, because honestly I feel like constantly skipping around to get to the good stuff can’t be good for us.

    • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I’m firmly convinced that it’s bad for us. As is watching a dozen vids in one session and switching back and forth between them. It’s possibly the most mentally damaging way of doing the whole thing. It’s like TikTok. Imagine doing that with movies.

    • TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org
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      I really don’t think spending extra time sitting through half assed foreplay is going to do the human race any favors.

      • blunderworld@lemmy.ca
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        Might do an IRL sexual partner who enjoys foreplay a favour though. I dont know that reprogramming our brains to only react to hardcore scenes is doing ourselves a favour either.

        • TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org
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          I think the brain knows the difference between porn and an actual sexual encounter. Porn isn’t sex ed nor a tutorial.

  • Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Really? Y’all skip all that? Idk, I like a good buildup sometimes. And when it comes to XConfessions and other artsy porn, I watch the whole thing after the intro.

    • glowie@infosec.pubOP
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      Different strokes for different folks

      • 30isthenew29@lemm.ee
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        get it

    • XIN@lemm.ee
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      Gifs are for the destination, videos are for the journey.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    Top 10 reasons to skip to the good parts:

    1 - You just want to see that scene the preview alluded to

  • 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works
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    Has anyone actually watched a 1hr porn scene from start to finish?

    How? Why?

    Thry used to be like 6mins long in the 90s… The whole damn movie was an hour long… Now one porn scene is over an hour sometimes

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      Yes. One time I just decided I’d watch the whole thing like it was a proper movie. Wasn’t the worst movie I’ve watched.

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        What was the worst movie you’ve watched?

        • EddoWagt@feddit.nl
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          The Room maybe?

      • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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        It’s very hard to do, but IMO it’s the best way. It feels better. Yes, in your heart.

    • lorez@lemm.ee
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      Yeah, I did. Especially those great Manuel Ferrara’s scenes from the RAW series. Those are long and he’s alone with the girl.

    • Moops@lemmy.world
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      Have you ever seen those cock hero videos? Some of them are over an hour long. Yeah, I ain’t got the patience for all that!

    • OtakuAltair@lemm.ee
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      Use them across multiple ‘sessions’ and they’re pretty good sometimes

  • ScrotesforGoats@lemmy.world
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    When I find time to properly jerk it, that is when my child or wife aren’t home, it turns into an hours long edging session. I watch all the porn. Sometimes on several devices at once. I only get to do it occasionally, so why not go all out?

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    Nah, the beginning and end should also be green.

    • Reset_Velvet@lemmy.world
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      For some the entire thing is green

      • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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        For some, the entire thing is red. Surely they must exist?

  • Wage_slave@lemmy.ml
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    Data really can be beautiful.

    AND deadly accurate.

  • rambos@lemm.ee
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    You missed the blowjob

    • TheRedSpade@lemmy.world
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      “Miss” isn’t the word I’d use.

    • CeleryFC@beehaw.org
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      That’s all I’m here for…

  • wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works
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    You guys have a spare hand to skip with?

    Maybe I’m doing it wrong…

  • hotchocolateman6969@lemmy.world
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    It depends on the story for me, usually the build up is sooo sexy but other times I just want to see a specific ⭐️get pounded in a specific position

  • ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world
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    OPENING ZA DOOR!

    SITTING AT COMPUTER!

    GETTING BORED!

    WATCHING POR-

    Source - Sora the Troll, YouTube

  • Lunyan@kbin.social
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    The first ~2 minutes are my favourite usually, I like the buildup a lot more than the actual porn most of the time

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      Completely agree! It drives me nuts when people skip. Drives me nuts in films/video’s, and drives me nuts in porn xD

      • irmoz@reddthat.com
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        Sometimes i skip 10s at a time because dialogue can get cringey then BAM he’s balls deep. I have to wonder, how did we get here? So i back up a little bit to see the masterful seduction at work.

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    Dammit! How dare you expose me like that!?

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