are we still posting old stuff?
Uh, are you sure E is the one being hunted?
E, if it doesn’t have a suitable hole I’m making one.
A is noob bait
B so i can finally have people that care about my safety
This first made me laugh… For like 3 seconds. Annnnd then I slipped into existential despair. Well done, sir.
C, fight fire with fire
“Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire.”
— Jaya Ballard, task mage
C because they probably don’t run as fast as I do
Does E ship with a memorial John McAfee skin?
D for survival B for getting rid of a couple people
Baths salts and a brick is a enough that the cryptid should be afraid.
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D because I love dogs
Team good bois unless Edgar Wright is Directing
Give me my all mighty jar of cookies!
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Bigfoot would be a cryptid
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It’s not even a reference though, it’s just using a word for a classification of an animal that is doubted to exist, like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster.