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minus-squareRoundcat@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up33·2 年前Now I’m just imagining them coming back down, combusting, and people thinking the war of Armageddon has begun.
minus-squareatocci@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 年前Is this why I can’t just go to the party store and buy hydrogen filled balloons?
minus-squarejohnthedoe@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 年前St Peter checked them at the gates and all got sent back
minus-squareR0cket_M00se@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前“The fuck made you think Paul was so important?! The dude was one of the false prophets Jesus warned about, you morons!” -St. Peter, probably
minus-squareBizarroland@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 年前Better yet, attach a small explosive to them so once they get enough attention and people think the rapture is coming they suddenly burst into flames and explode. That way the Christians really won’t know what to think.
Now I’m just imagining them coming back down, combusting, and people thinking the war of Armageddon has begun.
Is this why I can’t just go to the party store and buy hydrogen filled balloons?
St Peter checked them at the gates and all got sent back
“The fuck made you think Paul was so important?! The dude was one of the false prophets Jesus warned about, you morons!” -St. Peter, probably
Better yet, attach a small explosive to them so once they get enough attention and people think the rapture is coming they suddenly burst into flames and explode.
That way the Christians really won’t know what to think.
“God works in mysterious, explosive ways.”