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Establish dominance by raising your hand and farting when the teacher calls you
My wife once replied, “Here’s my answer.” And ripped a big one.
That’s how she is now the head of the household.
I remember when I felt an atomic bomb amount of gas rumbling through my intestines in school. I was sitting in front row at class, and during that lesson the guy behind me typically was close to be asleep.
So I let it rip as loud as I could, turned around and shouted loudly “You fucking pig!”
Confused he woke up while everyone else was shouting at him.
Sorry, S. if I caused you trauma.
