That is my wife.

We agreed a week in advance to pack a specific size luggage. I had my luggage packed a week in advance. The night before she finally packed and we had to check a extra bag.

We were going to another metropolitan city. 😭😭😭

That hole has served us greatly

Btw this is a parody account

My bidet does not shoot at my whole ass. It only laser focuses on certain parts, which I dry with toilet paper.

Hey my dude. I’ll cat call you if you want.

Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I’d want your body all over mines no homo.

Anyways have a nice day.

I used to wear short shorts and didn’t care if my shirt rode up

I still do, but I used to, too.

I type my search into the post and then usually some kind person finds me a link and calls me a asshole

I dunno about that. I only buy natural and take a few months to eat it.

Never refrigerated.

Wait people leave kimchi out of the fridge?

Putting it in the fridge slows the fermentation process to trap the right flavor. Otherwise it’s a bit TOO kimchi-y and not so tasty.

I’m laughing way too hard at this thank you

I just realized ketchup in restaurants stay out at room temperature.

I always had ketchup in the fridge because it gives the mustard company.

This is going to sound like a real stupid question.

When you unfreeze it, does it get sad looking and taste funny?

Or am I doing something wrong?

I read that in the 90s and having burned through thousands of batteries to power my Gameboy, i would have done anything to get more juice.

You could have literally told me that kissing the battery before you tuck it into the Gameboy slot gave 3% more juice and I would have did it.

Oh you’ll see. It’ll be super massive. It’ll be amazingly punishing!

It’ll be like… 0.2% of their gross.

Then it’ll spend years in legal battles to become 0.05%.

Can the president declare them traitors and no longer fit for duty, thus ousting them physically?

My incel 30yo cousin loves Musk as of last year.

He used to tweet at Musk to say things like “good job” and swore if he could get Musk to see him, he’d wow him with a billion dollars.

He’s the kind of guy who would watch a 4 hour YouTube video of a book summary, rather than read the book. And Ive been slowly deprogramming him because he’s in his 30s and miserable, and realizing Joe Rogan lied to him.

Mastadon is a thing. It’s wild people choose between two closed networks.

Pretty much. It’s not something most of my circle of casual gamers know about. Even the hardcore gamers don’t watch live and usually catch a recording of something specific.

Both sides.

I constantly call out juniors who do things like ignore warnings, completely unaware that the warning is going to cause serious tech debt in a few months.

But Ive also unfortunately shrugged after seeing hundreds of warnings because to update this requires me to go through 3 layers of departments and we’re still waiting on these six other blockers.

Pick and choose I guess.