What’s wrong with lemmy.zip? I’m not up to date with the instance drama
The Corolla E110 was the eighth generation of cars sold by Toyota under the Corolla nameplate.
What’s wrong with lemmy.zip? I’m not up to date with the instance drama
Pure sodium you say? that will surely give your dishes an extra kick
That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you
We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!
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Until you start seeing fines like “20% of your yearly revenue” this shit is gonna keep happening. A $1M fine isn’t even a slap on the wrist to a telecom
While that’s certainly a better experience, it does waste precious seconds of our time
Time not having [corporation]'s advertisements shoved in my face is time well spent
Hi Zron, you seem to really enjoy eating shredded cheese at 2:00am! For your convenience, we’ve placed an order for 50lbs of shredded cheese based on your rate of consumption. Thanks!
You and your 692 partners can fuck off
record scratch Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Let me explain….
PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware “PC tune up” apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.
There’s been this thing going around about whether a woman would rather be alone in the woods with a random man or a bear
Adding this to my list of reasons why I don’t give “110%”
Bread pile (empty)
Really saved us a lot of time when we figured out you could just piss in the can
First I just draw this head, then erase some of the details… there! A circle!
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Tfw the results for your prostate exam go to xXxB0ngLo4rd_420xXx @ aol.com
PEBKAC strikes again
That’s what I did when my PC died and I’d do it again given the choice