The Assman

Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?

Aggressive negotiations

Never stopped him before

Oh no! He’s hot!

Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake

You guys ever just mind your own fucking business? I’m really into minding my own fucking business.

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

But what is Aleppo?

Damn, he never learned how to have sex :(

For me it was the body book at the book fair. I learned what the outside and the inside of a boob looked like that day.

In case you do, here’s a list of dozens of politicians murdered in cold blood this year: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_politicians_killed_during_the_2024_Mexican_elections

Now when you say “sort your own shit first”, you don’t mean politician murders, correct? Because that seems sorted.

You wanna talk about all those dead politicians or no?

You literally can. It’s a setting.

It’s better than bad, it’s good!

Personally I think it’s high time Mexico accepts some help with their cartel problem. They’ve literally made zero progress after decades.

Only the good die young

The worry is China and to a lesser extent NK join the fight

Did you miss the NK soldiers who are currently in the kursk region right now?

The US was fighting wars in the Middle East for the first 30 years of our lives, we watched the worst mass casualty event since pearl harbor on live tv, we lived through the worst economic crisis since the great depression, covid, tea party, trump, Katrina, isis, Putin, etc etc. When were these high hopes you speak of?

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

He let them add a gang of middle class scooter enthusiasts to a show about the deadliest bounty hunter in the galaxy