Little do they know that we have an impenetrable TSA army that have trained for this very moment, waiting to spring into action!

But in all honesty, I think the odds that Russia would want to bomb US passenger planes is about as likely as a land invasion from North Korea.

I just want to say that I think this is the dash from my old car a Toyota Yaris.

I miss you ole’ buddy. I’m sorry you got rear ended and totaled. You were a great car.

My household was livid this morning.

“It doesn’t matter what the rest of the world is doing, WE had an arrangement”

They’re not wrong. Changing time is bullshit.

I’m trying my best.

Mine has a mute

We should just rewrite the IQ test with a bias for babies.

Baby comes in test at 160, then if they test later just be like idk what did you do?

How’s their store? I’m kind of ashamed at how often I’ll finish a book and then instantly buy and start another, but I also love being able to do that.

Did you tear down a laptop on the landing of some stairs?

If survival was your goal, I’d agree being armed probably wouldn’t help much.

He wasn’t aiming the hurricane, he was trying to make himself retroactively correct because he didn’t know the states names.

Order eh?

Who does he think he is?

So like half the people voting

Chroming is just nitrous oxide?

That seems like a silly name.

MAD exists between two nuclear armies. If you nuke us we’ll nuke you back. Ukraine gave up it’s nukes (from the Soviet era). No country will ever make that mistake again.

It’s still a deterrent, just not here.

Did they make a giant rainbow slide to roll a giant rainbow ball down?

That’s awesome. I hope it’s on video somewhere. It reminds me of playing with a parachute in elementary school.

The last frontier, that showed up like forty years ago.

There was a subreddit called HailCorporate for when people accidentally post ads that they made themselves. Like we hear so much advertising that we start internalizing it and end up basically thinking and talking in ads.

Of course it kind of typically devolved into accusations of intent, but I always thought it was a neat idea. Does life imitate art or the other way around type of thing?

Thanks for listening.

I think that was actually some other horrible lung disease.