caaaaaaarrrrrl

father 0.0001 seconds after hearing his child is okay: “i could make a dad joke out of this”

bold of you to assume elon cares about his children

consumers: “i am literally trying to give you my money”

corpo execs: “why is piracy on the rise?”

if nvidia spent as much time on their drivers as they do on their failed software attempts the drivers might actually work

sometimes the linux updates are negative calories

rip to the blokes in brexitland tho

he’ll yeah

unlive, rather

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

lmao

$10 for falsified informatiom?

cats can have a little salami

as a treat

spoiler alert:

they wont

novideo’s existence setting the bar so low that im giving kudos to a traded for-profit company

amd real af for that

still no

kitty could just like/dislike the texture too, i guess

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