My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

Hello, fellow dog percussionists.

We call it a 3:45 ass…

https://youtu.be/JcGVXr4M8T0?si=CifxiW8eEel4A_Gt

“He is a bit grumpy!”

I binge watched Wilfred, and afterward I watched a movie called “Maniac”. If you haven’t seen it, Elijah Wood is murdering young women in a first-person view. It felt like a very dark series finale.

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?

They have one here! I just subbed to it! All we need is wewantcups.

He is lousy with them.