You take the stairs to stay fit. I take the elevator in hopes of getting off last to leave a fartastic surprise in there. We are not the same.

Make this the punishment for producing litter producs as well. Fuck Temu with a rusty pipe.

Boy! Just imagine some super fluffy ice-cream! (You make it fluffier by - you guessed it - pockets of air)

Look at old labels of your favourite ice cream tray. The amount of liquid is the same, but it sure as heck is lighter.

They can’t grow anymore, so they had to ramp up the prices to continue to please shareholders.

Next will be a certain decline in quality, like more air in bread (“fluffier bread”) and nuggets and more water in the meat (“juicier”) and shakes, maybe they’ll even remove the free refill stuff.

The “touch-id” key that also functions as the power-button.

I mean it’s better than reaction channels who say you should disable Adblock because they do this for free and you are a bad person if you enable Adblock (Michelle debris or something like this said this in a video)

So those “charity” YouTubers let the online casinos have their ad space so those casinos can give them more homeless people…

And people watch this because…? They want the money too? It’s just money.

I know this may sound ignorant, but who the heck watches this and gets entertained?

What is Mr Beast? Is he like a new form of Pewdiepie who just does shit and gets assloads of money to film himself doing some script stuff with the caption “I DID THIS TOTALLY WEIRD THING AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED”

Real men eat the real thing and have constipation 🪵

And you know why we’re fucked?

A whole lot of food needs to be pollinated by insects. Those insects have a time when they get out of their eggs in spring. But what if the tree blossoms before the insects are here? No pollination. This means it dies a blossom, never to be turned into food. Continue this for some years and the insects die out, some more and the final plant will die.

It’s always happened, yes, but it’s too fast.

The people will die, the planet recovers.

And what’s a planet if there’s no people to enjoy it.

About 150. That’s the amount people you need to forge a knife out of the blood of your enemies. This knife won’t whisper to you, because it is whisper.

It’s Ba’chloir

What do you mean, my dark humor is wrong?

Just interested in the topic did you 🔨 offline privately?

Omg I literally thought of

Wanna have something to chuckle?

I’ve made a specific email for NSFW 18+ internet websites (there’s one with achievements and I wanted to have recommendations) and this email address, being used at every single site I’ve visited more often, never got leaked.

Meanwhile I log in with Google and 4 hours later the nigerian prince asks me why I have changed my email address.

I’m addicted. Constantly checking it, looking at it to pass time when doing something else is considered rude.