Ok… so now what are the blue checks paying for if not to be on top of your feed? Just the blue checkmark?

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Hmmm… I choose the immoral jellyfish

Have you considered switching to indicas?

Ladybug bite.

I would like to attain their hard candy shell and ability to fly.

So he should definitely go

I hope he goes, he’d have a lovely time.

Gotcha

What’s the T word?

Can I chip in on this…?

The workaround is to buy a small handgun for concealed carry and then attach a small switchblade bayonet.

Your right to open boxes shall not be infringed

No even smart enough to hold onto his one and only meal ticket. 🤣🤷‍♂️

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Reddit is dying anyway.

Is there anywhere to get those ads without having to book my face? (Asking for a friend, obviously)

I love that his people let him go to this event 🤣

So this event went exactly as well as anyone with any common sense at all would assume it would go? 🤣🤣🤷‍♂️

I don’t know, man, I honestly think this is about as raveled as his campaign has ever been.

Frankly, I’m shocked to find out that AIs are using drive throughs at all, and I’m not sure what use they would even have for tacos 🤷‍♂️

This sounds made up

Cats dig waterwheels though, everybody knows that.