As someone from Texas, thank you for Texasing it down for us

Damn. If I had to do it all again, I’d be a Japanese guy with hair dye

Damn he looks amazing for being 60

BBLs have a super high mortality rate, especially in medical tourism hot spots. I wouldn’t follow steps before travelling to get one, I just wouldn’t get one at all. It doesn’t matter if you have a long back, you’re alive at least

I wouldn’t say it was effortless lol

Igor’s Theme - Tyler The Creator

Shakespeare never would have done this!

Oh, fucking finally

Killed about a dozen children to get him though /s

Is that supposed to look like Floreda?

Oh, cool. Show us the evidence

Don’t fuck with Kranch

Yeah, he assaulted the FBI agents serving him also. Law and ordo

Bravo. Thanks for taking the time

Holy hell. Did you just type that out?

What? He’s a little dandy boy. Nothing wrong with that.

Think of all the branding at the school: the murals, signage, logos on apparel, and their websites. Plus the graphic design work. I don’t think $200,000 is egregiously expensive

Satellites aren’t the spying medium I’m worried about

Sadly necessary. The funeral was hard to watch with all the armed police keeping watch

Not to be that guy, but he’s Swedish