Or false metadata so that Russia launches a bunch of ordnance at an empty field.

Yes, so outright selling, or moving to a less expensive house, voluntarily or not.

A housing crash is only bad for you if you’re either outright selling, or moving to a less expensive house.

As much as I’d like to laugh as any Russian military stupidity, the aircraft in the picture doesn’t appear to have propellers attached, so it’s likely in some form of maintenance. Without the weight of engines and props, any strong wind over the wings is likely to move the plane around quite a lot. Putting tires on the wings disrupts the lift and helps keep the plane from moving around in storms.