it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

People

colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”

something something Ai powered something

ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”

could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube

I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.

Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence

You got time to duck?

Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.

Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker

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A Power Strip?

I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby

it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…

you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!

It’s called a Wifi Enabled Cat Warmer.

Beans

vacation? that would crazy.

but, I need to just sit and stare out the window for a while